I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
