you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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