I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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