i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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