I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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