Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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