scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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