my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i think my mom watched the whole time
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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