I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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