The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
