You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize