you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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