A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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