forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I need a burrito and a hug.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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