Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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