how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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