i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Text me some of your sweat
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