Acid is not a monday night drug
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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