I'm really into asian looking animals
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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