Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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