I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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