Your tits are I can't wait for
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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