Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Randomize
