Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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