just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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