I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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