I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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