Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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