I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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