You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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