come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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