Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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