when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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