i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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