everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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