Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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