was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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