eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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