pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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