Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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