I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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