somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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