OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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