I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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