Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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