Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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