Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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