What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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