he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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