dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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