Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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