why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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