question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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