used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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