Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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