the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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