They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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