we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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